Cute, Corny, Dirty, Funny And Cheesy Pickup Lines

It’s always nice to find hilarious pickup lines especially when they are being used in real life. You might think that it’s not going to help you (especially with the ladies) but if you want to know some of the best and ridiculous yet Cute, Corny, Dirty, Funny and Cheesy pickup lines then this article can help you with that. Take note of these as they can come in handy in the future. Check it out!

Are you a cheese ball? Do you like pickup lines that are cheesy but effective? If you are then here are some of the 30 cheesy pickup lines that you can make use of:

30 Cheesy Pickup Lines

  1. Tell, me, are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else vanishes.
  2. Your lips looks so lonely, want to introduce them to mine?
  3. Your dad must be a drug dealer because you are so dope.
  4. You have blue eyes like the ocean and honey, I’m lost at sea.
  5. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
  6. You can fall from the sky or tree but there’s no better way to fall but to fall in love with me.
  7. I’m afraid of commitment but you can help me change my mind on that.
  8. If you’re not running late, would you mind if I ask what time do you have to be back in heaven?
  9. Can you touch my arm so I can tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel?
  10. Your dad must be a mechanic coz you got such a finely tuned body!
  11. Are you Google? Because I think I just found out what I have been looking for.
  12. Do you by chance, have a name? or shall I call you mine?
  13. Try looking in the mirror while holding 11 roses. You will see that you are looking at the 12 most beautiful things in the world.
  14. I’m having problems with my math homework, hurry, what’s your number?
  15. Can I tie your shoe laces? Because I don’t want you to fall for anyone else.
  16. Can you give me a copy of your picture? So I can show my parents my future wife/husband.
  17. Gravity or not, I would still fall in love with you.
  18. Your hands seemed heavy; can I hold them for you?
  19. Guess what’s for the menu for dinner? Me-n-u.
  20. Hey girl, tell me, where did you hid your wings?
  21. Your parents must be extraterrestrials. You’re out of this world!
  22. All I want for Christmas is you.
  23. Can I ask what you will be doing for the rest of your life? I want to spend it with you.
  24. Vogue called, they want to put you on their front cover.
  25. Do you know how to do CPR? Because you just took my breath away!
  26. And they say that kissing is the language of love. Would you mind having a conversation?
  27. People say that a girl’s best friend is her legs. But even best friends have to part sometimes.
  28. Those are pretty good looking jeans. Do you think I can get in them?
  29. Somebody please call the bomb squad coz I got a bombshell over here!
  30. Hi my name is (say your name). You will be screaming it later.

While cheesy pickup lines can brighten someone’s day, try giving them a quick laugh by using these funny pickup lines. Here are some of the best:

30 Funny Pickup Lines

  1. I may not be a professional photographer but I can clearly see and picture us together.
  2. You must be sent by God coz you’re the answer to my prayers.
  3. Are you an interior designer? Coz the moment you came in the room became beautiful.
  4. You must be made from sugar because you have a sweet, sweet ass.
  5. You know what your shirt is made of? Girlfriend material.
  6. I would love to live in your shoes so I can be with you every step of the way.
  7. Help! I lost my phone number, can I have yours instead?
  8. Hey girl, are you a vegetable? Coz you look like a cute-cumber.
  9. Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, they said. However, no one has ever been in your arms.
  10. Do you have a map? It’s seems like I got lost in your eyes.
  11. Are you an orphanage? Looks like I want to give you kids.
  12. I don’t have a library card with me but can I check you out?
  13. I feel a little off today but seeing you just turned me on.
  14. With a pretty face like yours, I’m sure I wouldn’t forget it.
  15. Can I ask if your left eye hurt? Because you have been look so right all day.
  16. Do you live in the corn fields? Coz I want to stalk you.
  17. I think you owe a drink coz I dropped mine the moment I saw you.
  18. You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you!
  19. Baby you look so cold, you can use me as blanket if you want.
  20. Can I ask you something? Can you tell me the directions to your heart?
  21. Don’t accuse me of staring at your boobs. I’m actually staring at your heart.
  22. Are you an airport? Coz I think my heart just took off.
  23. Can I have a picture of you? so I can show my friends what angels look like.
  24. They say that the body is made of 75% water and guess what, I’m thirsty.
  25. I just visited my doctor and he said that I lack Vitamin U.
  26. There’s Batman, Superman, Spiderman but I will be your only man.
  27. I want to follow you home because my parents told me to not stop but follow my dreams.
  28. We go to the same class see, we have Chemistry together.
  29. I bet your dad was a boxer because you’re a knockout!
  30. I’m advising you to not wear makeup. It ruins perfection.

If you want something more sensual then you can also try these dirty pickup lines that we have collected. See if you can use these:

30 Dirty Pickup Lines

  1. Only heroes go down in history but I’m pretty sure I’ll go down on you.
  2. You can have my card, my V-Card that is.
  3. If you want to have sex, all you have to do is smile.
  4. There are 206 bones in your body, 207 if you add my bone.
  5. I’m not a weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight with me.
  6. Pizza is the best thing to eat in bed besides you.
  7. I might change my name to Chris Brown because baby, I’d hit that.
  8. Let’s play house, you’ll be mommy, I’ll be daddy. Now let’s go make a baby.
  9. Are you my little toe? Because I swear I’d bang you on every piece of furniture I have at home.
  10. Are you Pringles? Coz once I pop you, I can’t stop.
  11. Tonight you are on my list of to-do things.
  12. You are welcome to sit on my face if there are no seats left.
  13. My dick just died. Can I bury it in your vagina instead?
  14. If I was a zombie, can I eat you tonight?
  15. Do you want to go on an ate with me tonight? I will give you the D after.
  16. You should sell hotdogs because you are an expert at making wieners stand.
  17. I think I need an inhaler because you got that “ass, ma!”.
  18. I heard you have bad grades. Don’t worry; I can give you a D that won’t hurt.
  19. Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you so bad.
  20. Are you a racehorse? Because once I ride you, I will let you finish first.
  21. If I were you, I’d had sex with me.
  22. Hey, want to kiss in the rain? It’ll make you twice wet.
  23. Do you like the band called Imagine Dragons? Well can you Imagine Dragon my balls all over your face?
  24. Want to play strip poker? You strip and I will poke you.
  25. I just lost my pants. Would you mind if I wrap my legs around yours instead?
  26. Are you a termite? Because you are going to have a mouth full of wood tonight!
  27. Do you know what time to get off? I want to watch.
  28. Do you love children? Because I will make your mouth into a daycare.
  29. I hate this cold weather; can I use your legs as my earmuffs?
  30. Are you a farmland? Coz I’m about to plant you with my seeds.


Corny pickup lines also work when you are trying to meet people. So you might as well give these lines a try:

30 Corny Pickup Lines

  1. Are you a model? Because I can be your catwalk.
  2. Roses are red, violets are blue, and mangoes are yellow, want to go out with a good little fellow?
  3. If there are a hundred pink flamingos in a golf course, you’d still take my breath away.
  4. I would like to make your birthday a national holiday just because you are so beautiful.
  5. If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
  6. Hello there, what’s a nice bar doing in a good girl like you?
  7. I think I lost my number, can I borrow yours?
  8. You know how much I love my bed but it will be even better if you are in it.
  9. If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.
  10. There’s a great party down my pants and you are invited.
  11. Well, I must be Richard Gere because damn, you are a Pretty Woman.
  12. You must be a pot of gold because I think I just found my treasure.
  13. Are you the Ring from Lord of the Rings? Because I just know you are so precious!
  14. You look so good but do you know what else would look good on you? Me.
  15. Help! Something is wrong with eyes! I can’t take them off of you!
  16. Am I dead? Because you look like an angel.
  17. Is your dad a milk man? You have a nice pair of jugs!
  18. Do you work at McDonald’s? Because I want you to be my Happy Meal so bad.
  19. Do you have coffee and cream? By the looks of it, you look like my sugar.
  20. Does God know he is missing one of his angels?
  21. I must be lost because one look at you and I’m in paradise.
  22. Are you a light bulb? Because you light up my world.
  23. You have something in your eye, oh wait, it’s just sparkle.
  24. Do have any spare band-aid? I just scraped my knees falling for you.
  25. There’s something wrong with my phone, see, it doesn’t have your number.
  26. You blinded me with your looks. I might have to need your number for insurance purposes.
  27. Do you believe in love at first sight? Perhaps I should pass by again?
  28. Did the sun came out shining today or was that you smiling at me?
  29. I’m eating skittles; want to know how rainbows taste?
  30. Do you have any raisin? How about a date?

Last but not the least, these cute pickup lines might just do the job for you. So go ahead and try these lines:

30 Cute Pickup Lines

  1. If a star falls into my hand every time you lighten up my day, I’d have the whole galaxy by now.
  2. Hey, guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me today.
  3. No force on earth can stop me from loving you.
  4. I’m like a nerd without brace whenever I’m not with you.
  5. I will steal your heart and you will steal mine. Now that’s the perfect crime.
  6. Even if the skies are grey, the blue in your eyes keeps my day brighter.
  7. My term paper on the things I love the most is almost due. So I was wondering if I can interview you?
  8. If snowflakes are kisses, I would probably give you a blizzard.
  9. I just hope you know how to perform CPR. You took my breath away!
  10. Your beauty alone made me forget my pickup line.
  11. I’m lost in your eyes and I don’t even mind.
  12. Is your dad an art theft? Coz baby you are a masterpiece.
  13. I would never cry a tear if you are a tear drop. I don’t want to lose you.
  14. Help me; my eyes are blinded by your beauty!
  15. Are you a book? Because you have fine printed all over you.
  16. If your beauty is time then you would be eternity.
  17. Good thing I have my gloves on today or else you’d be too hot to handle.
  18. You are a 9 out of 10 because I’m the one you are missing and we’d be perfect.
  19. My favorite color in the world is your eyes.
  20. If every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert has the world love in it, then it does not match up with my love for you.
  21. Excuse me, are you lost? Because it looks like heaven is long way from where you are right now.
  22. I think I met you before, oh wait, we only met in my dreams.
  23. Is your license suspended? It looks like you were driving these guys crazy.
  24. I think I just died and gone to heaven the moment I laid my eyes on you.
  25. How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in the room?
  26. Did you know that the only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name?
  27. It would be a lot easier for me to sweep your off your feet if you only stood up.
  28. You’re so hot that even the devils sweat.
  29. Can I hear you talk? Just so I can tell my friends that I heard an angel’s voice.
  30. Can you kiss as good as you look?

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